I tried to write this yesterday, but somehow I started my own blog, which Barb helped me delete today. Anyway, just wanted to see how everyone's easter was. Ours was great. We went to church then met at Lori's for brunch and a food fest for the rest of the day. We talked about everyone that wasn't there, oop!!!! Not really, we actually just talked about ourselves. Imagine how interesting that was!! I did find out that when Carl and Brian were in high school, they were following the bus to school one day and all their friends were on the bus shooting them birds. So Brian decided to moon them, bare ass tight agaist the windshield and he broke Carl's windshield. He said Carl was so mad at him. From that day on, his friend's called him 'HARD ASS"!!! Of course Rob got the best of Mom. He kept talking to her (which is unusual in itself) until he found a subject that he kew was bothering her. He asked if Tommy had any kids and then what were their names. When Mom said Siobahn, he asked if that was a black person's name.. Of course Mom said no, it was Irish. Rob kept bringing this up all day long and even went in on the internet and looked up "Black History" to see how many Siobahn's there were. And there were quite a few. By the end of the day, Mom had her arms folded across her chest and kept saying, Rob "It really doesn't matter". However, not ten minutes after Mom got home, she called me and Lori to tell us she had looked up the name Siobahn and it was the Irish name of Joan. As she said, "not that it mattered" but she just wanted us to know. Anyway, the day was beautiful, not to hot, just perfect. I was wishing you all were here. (not really, I would rather be there).
The week before Easter, I went to see a nutrition specialist. They put me on a 1200 calorie a day diet. Ya know what 1200 calories a day will get ya! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! I just pretend I'm on survivor and I don't win the million bucks. I had to go buy diet pills to get me thru the day. Otherwise, I swaer I was gonna die of starvation..They should arrest that dam woman, at leat take her license away. And then she weighed me. I know her scale was wrong. You would think with the amount of money I paid her, she could at least get a scale that worked.
I started walking too. Around here you really have to be careful. These old bastards would just as soon run over you, then stop for you. They're just a bunch of grumpy old people. I stopped because I could see a UPS truck had his blinker on, so I'm waiting and waiting and waiting and I finally see the driver's big white pearly teeth. If it weren't for them, I would probably still be standing there. He had his arm out the open door trying to wave me by, but the problem is that it is a brown truck, with a brown uniform and a brown driver. His arm just blended in with the truck. Thank god he lived in Fl and had teeth, if he lived in Dalonega, he would have no teeth and we would have had a standoff.
I suppose since this is my first post, I should make it short. Lindsey looked beautiful for her prom and Neil looked pretty HEALTHY here on Easter Sunday. He is not missing to many meals. Hell I thought we would have ham left over for three days, but after Neil got there, I was only able to bring home the bone for pea soup..I love pea soup, but that's probably to many calories for me to eat anyway...
Love and miss you all.....
The week before Easter, I went to see a nutrition specialist. They put me on a 1200 calorie a day diet. Ya know what 1200 calories a day will get ya! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! I just pretend I'm on survivor and I don't win the million bucks. I had to go buy diet pills to get me thru the day. Otherwise, I swaer I was gonna die of starvation..They should arrest that dam woman, at leat take her license away. And then she weighed me. I know her scale was wrong. You would think with the amount of money I paid her, she could at least get a scale that worked.
I started walking too. Around here you really have to be careful. These old bastards would just as soon run over you, then stop for you. They're just a bunch of grumpy old people. I stopped because I could see a UPS truck had his blinker on, so I'm waiting and waiting and waiting and I finally see the driver's big white pearly teeth. If it weren't for them, I would probably still be standing there. He had his arm out the open door trying to wave me by, but the problem is that it is a brown truck, with a brown uniform and a brown driver. His arm just blended in with the truck. Thank god he lived in Fl and had teeth, if he lived in Dalonega, he would have no teeth and we would have had a standoff.
I suppose since this is my first post, I should make it short. Lindsey looked beautiful for her prom and Neil looked pretty HEALTHY here on Easter Sunday. He is not missing to many meals. Hell I thought we would have ham left over for three days, but after Neil got there, I was only able to bring home the bone for pea soup..I love pea soup, but that's probably to many calories for me to eat anyway...
Love and miss you all.....
10 comments:
Tomorrow, hopefully Barb is going to show me how to post as well. We can't do it tonight because my alltel server is down. As for feeding my son, Thank you, because I certainly couldn't afford to do it anymore. I guess you can gain weight living off of ramen noodles!!
Sounds like everyone had fun at Lori's except mom. Poor mom, were they purposely picking on you? if Neil was a party to that nonsense I'll ground him for you. Just say the word mom.
Oh, the main reason I wanted to write (and forgot) is to tell you to be real real careful with the diet pills. Every one of the diabetes doctors I've ever had, blames diet pills for being the aggrivating cause to provoke diabetes.
I just have to say, I think that was the most we've heard from Linda in a long time! She's never posted, oh, that's riht, she doesn't know how. Good grief, now that she does. Oh, Linda that's a good thing, I look all day long, so get busy.
It wasn't that I didn't know how, IT WOULDN'T LET ME!! Barb had to invite me. See, Hank previoulsy deleted her email, only copying the address. So again, it's his fault!! What else is new..Gotta go, I'm at work. By the weigh (ha ha) I think I lost about 5/7 pounds. My clothes already feel loose...However, I do not own a scale..I guess the trick to losing weight is to stop eating..What a concept.
Ok I did have a good time(not that it matters,obviously).Rob tried his best but it just didn't work. Andd we did give it to Neil too. We made such fun of his voice mail that he changed it. Now it is good. Any body who wants to can call him and hear it because he never answers his phone. Good kis though. He still goes to Lori's even though Kelly and Margo( when she is there) still hang on his neck all the time..Brian was pretty funny too. Some day when you see hime he wil have to tell you the other story about his mooning.. Love you all MOM
OOOOOH Mom!!! You let the cat out of the bag....Shame on you. Now EVERYONE will try to get you to tell the story. Let's just see how strong your are...Of course, this does prove that we were only talking about ourselves, just like I said!!
Oh My God. Neil ,I cannot believe that you said that. The only thing I misspelled was kid. I put kis. But did you proof read yours?? Shame shame!,
And we pay big bucks to send him to college
GOT IT!!!~!hahahahah
AND I PROOF READ THAT TOO
Post a Comment